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: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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: #Laughs "Don't worry.

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: #Laughs A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

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: #Laughs An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I'm afraid we're broke."The wife says, "No, we're not.

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: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

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: #Laughs Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year "1" and ends with year "100"-thus the reason why the 20

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: #Laughs A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers.

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: #Laughs A guy tells his wife that she has three choices.

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: #Laughs A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, wou

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: #Laughs |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!

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: #Laughs December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.

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: #Laughs The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

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: #Laughs You stick your poles inside me.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

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: #Laughs How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.

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: #Laughs How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

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: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

: #Laughs Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

: #Laughs "Don't worry.

: #Laughs A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

: #Laughs An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I'm afraid we're broke."The wife says, "No, we're not.

: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

: #Laughs Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001.So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year "1" and ends with year "100"-thus the reason why the 20

: #Laughs A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers.

: #Laughs A guy tells his wife that she has three choices.

: #Laughs A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, wou

: #Laughs |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!

: #Laughs December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.

: #Laughs The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

: #Laughs You stick your poles inside me.

: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

: #Laughs How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.

: #Laughs How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

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