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: #Laughs Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

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: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

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: #Laughs Making Snacks by San Widge

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: #Laughs The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

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: #Laughs When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

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: #Laughs |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

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: #Laughs What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

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: #Laughs What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

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: #Laughs Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!

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: #Laughs What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.

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: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

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: #Laughs "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm.

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: #Laughs What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

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: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

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: #Laughs What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

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: #Laughs What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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: #Laughs Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

: #Laughs Making Snacks by San Widge

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

: #Laughs When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

: #Laughs |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

: #Laughs What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

: #Laughs What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

: #Laughs Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!

: #Laughs What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.

: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

: #Laughs "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm.

: #Laughs What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

: #Laughs It was a dark, stormy, night.

: #Laughs What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

: #Laughs What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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