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: #Laughs Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might

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: #Laughs They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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: #Laughs Doctor: You're in good health.

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: #Laughs How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !

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: #Laughs What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

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: #Laughs What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

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: #Laughs A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.

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: #Laughs How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

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: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

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: #Laughs Women's faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.

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: #Laughs What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

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: #Laughs There were once three guys with no dicks.

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: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.

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: #Laughs Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might

: #Laughs They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

: #Laughs Doctor: You're in good health.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !

: #Laughs What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

: #Laughs What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

: #Laughs A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.

: #Laughs How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

: #Laughs Women's faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.

: #Laughs What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

: #Laughs There were once three guys with no dicks.

: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.

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