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: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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: #Laughs Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !

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: #Laughs This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time.

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: #Laughs Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

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: #Laughs In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

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: #Laughs With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.

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: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man.

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: #Laughs The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.

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: #Laughs What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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: #Laughs One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

: #Laughs Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !

: #Laughs This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

: #Laughs In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

: #Laughs With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.

: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved.

: #Laughs Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man.

: #Laughs The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.

: #Laughs What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

: #Laughs One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.

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