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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

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: #Laughs Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..

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: #Laughs What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!

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: #Laughs What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.

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: #Laughs What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

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: #Laughs What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!

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: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

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: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

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: #Laughs An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estima

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: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

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: #Laughs What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

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: #Laughs How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

: #Laughs Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..

: #Laughs What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!

: #Laughs What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.

: #Laughs What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

: #Laughs What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

: #Laughs A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

: #Laughs An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estima

: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

: #Laughs What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

: #Laughs How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !

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