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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

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: #Laughs Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.Involuntary tail waggi

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people.

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: #Laughs What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost.

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: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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: #Laughs Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

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: #Laughs |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow Controller to Delete ContentsACDP Allow Controller to Die PeacefullyACQT Advanc

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: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

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: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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: #Laughs The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.

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: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

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: #Laughs A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden.

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: #Laughs What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

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: #Laughs Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

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: #Laughs What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

: #Laughs Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.Involuntary tail waggi

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people.

: #Laughs What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost.

: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

: #Laughs Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

: #Laughs |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow Controller to Delete ContentsACDP Allow Controller to Die PeacefullyACQT Advanc

: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

: #Laughs Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.

: #Laughs The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

: #Laughs Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.

: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

: #Laughs A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden.

: #Laughs What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

: #Laughs Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

: #Laughs What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

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