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: #Laughs Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

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: #Laughs Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.

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: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No".

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: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

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: #Laughs Ladies...read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour.

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: #Laughs Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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: #Laughs Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

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: #Laughs What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.

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: #Laughs You Might Be A Redneck...

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: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

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: #Laughs Bob and Tom both like to golf.

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: #Laughs One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some busheswith a gun.The masked man said "Give me all your money!"Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'

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: #Laughs Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

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: #Laughs A city slicker wanted to buy a farm.

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: #Laughs |Argument (argyoument) n.

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: #Laughs How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...

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: #Laughs Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

: #Laughs Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.

: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

: #Laughs Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No".

: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

: #Laughs Ladies...read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour.

: #Laughs Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

: #Laughs Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

: #Laughs What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.

: #Laughs You Might Be A Redneck...

: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

: #Laughs Bob and Tom both like to golf.

: #Laughs One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some busheswith a gun.The masked man said "Give me all your money!"Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'

: #Laughs Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

: #Laughs A city slicker wanted to buy a farm.

: #Laughs |Argument (argyoument) n.

: #Laughs How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...

: #Laughs Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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