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: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

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: #Laughs An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays

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: #Laughs Q: What did O.J.

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: #Laughs Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

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: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

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: #Laughs What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

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: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

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: #Laughs Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party.

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: #Laughs What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

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: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

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: #Laughs Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

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: #Laughs What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.

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: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

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: #Laughs What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !

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: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

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: #Laughs Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!

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: #Laughs A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt."Reach up there and find out."She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's gruesome!""Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand backup there, it'l

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: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

: #Laughs An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays

: #Laughs Q: What did O.J.

: #Laughs Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

: #Laughs What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

: #Laughs Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party.

: #Laughs What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

: #Laughs Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike.

: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

: #Laughs What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.

: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

: #Laughs What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !

: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

: #Laughs Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!

: #Laughs A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt."Reach up there and find out."She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's gruesome!""Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand backup there, it'l

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