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: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

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: #Laughs |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

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: #Laughs Why Beer is Better than Women1.

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: #Laughs |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!

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: #Laughs What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

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: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

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: #Laughs BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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: #Laughs A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

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: #Laughs In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation.

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: #Laughs A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable.

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: #Laughs Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert.

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: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!

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: #Laughs A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The othe

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: #Laughs How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

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: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

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: #Laughs An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY.

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: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

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: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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: #Laughs Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

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: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

: #Laughs |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

: #Laughs Why Beer is Better than Women1.

: #Laughs |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!

: #Laughs What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

: #Laughs BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

: #Laughs A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

: #Laughs In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation.

: #Laughs A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable.

: #Laughs Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert.

: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!

: #Laughs A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The othe

: #Laughs How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

: #Laughs An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY.

: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

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