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: #Laughs What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

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: #Laughs Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert

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: #Laughs What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !

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: #Laughs Does killing time damage eternity?

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: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, there was a cat who died.

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: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

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: #Laughs "Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"

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: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

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: #Laughs |The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !

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: #Laughs Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

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: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

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: #Laughs A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minutes.

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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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: #Laughs Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland.

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: #Laughs What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

: #Laughs Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert

: #Laughs What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !

: #Laughs Does killing time damage eternity?

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, there was a cat who died.

: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

: #Laughs "Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"

: #Laughs What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

: #Laughs |The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !

: #Laughs Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!

: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

: #Laughs A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minutes.

: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

: #Laughs Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland.

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