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: #Laughs What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

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: #Laughs Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

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: #Laughs A student was heading home for the holidays.

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: #Laughs This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that

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: #Laughs The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.

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: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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: #Laughs What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

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: #Laughs A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert.

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: #Laughs Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the r

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

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: #Laughs What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"

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: #Laughs Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

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: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

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: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together.

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: #Laughs What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

: #Laughs Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

: #Laughs A student was heading home for the holidays.

: #Laughs This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that

: #Laughs The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.

: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

: #Laughs What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

: #Laughs A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert.

: #Laughs Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the r

: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

: #Laughs What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"

: #Laughs Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter.

: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together.

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