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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually h

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: #Laughs What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!

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: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

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: #Laughs What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

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: #Laughs My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

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: #Laughs A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't too good."The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't allthat hot either."

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: #Laughs Batteries not included.

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: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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: #Laughs Two, old drunks in a bar.

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: #Laughs Did you here Mr.

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: #Laughs What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.

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: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

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: #Laughs Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

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: #Laughs THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-aggressive disorderLoquacious TransubstantiateTH

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually h

: #Laughs What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!

: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

: #Laughs What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

: #Laughs My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.

: #Laughs Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

: #Laughs A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't too good."The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't allthat hot either."

: #Laughs Batteries not included.

: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

: #Laughs Two, old drunks in a bar.

: #Laughs Did you here Mr.

: #Laughs What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

: #Laughs Q: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.

: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

: #Laughs Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

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