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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

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: #Laughs These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube??? Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".

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: #Laughs A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel."Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy me a ranch- stations, you call them, so they tell me.

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: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

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: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

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: #Laughs Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

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: #Laughs Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

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: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.

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: #Laughs 161.

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: #Laughs On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.

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: #Laughs A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies", I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass".The bar

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: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

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: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

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: #Laughs A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really.

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: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

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: #Laughs |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What's an ig?An eskimo's home without a loo!What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers!Where do snowmen go to danc

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

: #Laughs These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube??? Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".

: #Laughs A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel."Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy me a ranch- stations, you call them, so they tell me.

: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

: #Laughs Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.

: #Laughs 161.

: #Laughs On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.

: #Laughs A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies", I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass".The bar

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

: #Laughs A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

: #Laughs |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What's an ig?An eskimo's home without a loo!What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers!Where do snowmen go to danc

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