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: #Laughs How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

: #Laughs |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store.

: #Laughs A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley!

: #Laughs A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators".

: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

: #Laughs The Rabbi rose with a red face..."Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

: #Laughs It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.

: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

: #Laughs Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.(Source: Outside Magazine)Grand Canyon National Park...Was this man-made?Do you l

: #Laughs One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neither white, nor black.
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