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: #Laughs What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good.

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: #Laughs Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.

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: #Laughs Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.

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: #Laughs A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

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: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

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: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

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: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

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: #Laughs Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface.

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: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

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: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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: #Laughs |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

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: #Laughs What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

: #Laughs A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good.

: #Laughs Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.

: #Laughs Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.

: #Laughs A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

: #Laughs A reporter cornered George W.

: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

: #Laughs Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface.

: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

: #Laughs |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

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