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: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

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: #Laughs A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

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: #Laughs What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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: #Laughs why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

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: #Laughs You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

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: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

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: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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: #Laughs How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

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: #Laughs What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

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: #Laughs A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here".

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

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: #Laughs The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities -- Ceres, the goddess of agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings.

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: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

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: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

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: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !

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: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

: #Laughs A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

: #Laughs What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

: #Laughs why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

: #Laughs You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

: #Laughs Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

: #Laughs How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here".

: #Laughs Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

: #Laughs The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities -- Ceres, the goddess of agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings.

: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !

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