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: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

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: #Laughs Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

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: #Laughs |There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

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: #Laughs Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day 9 Hallmark Card Day 8 Bring Your Handgun to Work Day7 Newtsmas6 Deadbeat Father's Day 5 Bad Hair Day4 Put Your Daughter To Work

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: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father said it'd be a good idea, sir.""Oh? And what does your father do?""He's in the Army, sir."

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: #Laughs What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny.

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: #Laughs Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

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: #Laughs The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend

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: #Laughs A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

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: #Laughs Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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: #Laughs What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob

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: #Laughs A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

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: #Laughs A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

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: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

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: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

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: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

: #Laughs Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

: #Laughs |There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

: #Laughs Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day 9 Hallmark Card Day 8 Bring Your Handgun to Work Day7 Newtsmas6 Deadbeat Father's Day 5 Bad Hair Day4 Put Your Daughter To Work

: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father said it'd be a good idea, sir.""Oh? And what does your father do?""He's in the Army, sir."

: #Laughs What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny.

: #Laughs Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

: #Laughs The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend

: #Laughs A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"

: #Laughs Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

: #Laughs What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob

: #Laughs A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

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