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: #Laughs What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

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: #Laughs There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.

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: #Laughs There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

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: #Laughs A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove!

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: #Laughs What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

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: #Laughs A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

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: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

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: #Laughs The old man had died.

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: #Laughs How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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: #Laughs What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!

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: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?" Guy: Look, I'm not into any of that.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

: #Laughs There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.

: #Laughs There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

: #Laughs A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand.

: #Laughs Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove!

: #Laughs What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

: #Laughs A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

: #Laughs The old man had died.

: #Laughs How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

: #Laughs What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!

: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?" Guy: Look, I'm not into any of that.

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