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: #Laughs A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

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: #Laughs A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

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: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

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: #Laughs "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?"

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: #Laughs Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No.

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: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

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: #Laughs A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

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: #Laughs Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

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: #Laughs What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!

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: #Laughs Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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: #Laughs What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

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: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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: #Laughs A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

: #Laughs A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.

: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

: #Laughs Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

: #Laughs "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?"

: #Laughs Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No.

: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

: #Laughs A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

: #Laughs Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

: #Laughs What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!

: #Laughs Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

: #Laughs What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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