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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""

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: #Laughs A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

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: #Laughs From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10.

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: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

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: #Laughs What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarianwoman 2 Japanese men and 1 Jap

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: #Laughs Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle.

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: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

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: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included

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: #Laughs Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

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: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!

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: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

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: #Laughs |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.

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: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

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: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

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: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

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: #Laughs |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.

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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""

: #Laughs A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

: #Laughs From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10.

: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

: #Laughs What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarianwoman 2 Japanese men and 1 Jap

: #Laughs Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle.

: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included

: #Laughs Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!

: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

: #Laughs |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.

: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

: #Laughs |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

: #Laughs Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.

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