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: #Laughs A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy.

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: #Laughs A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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: #Laughs YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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: #Laughs At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens.

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

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: #Laughs What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers.

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: #Laughs I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

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: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again.

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: #Laughs If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? .99 a minute!

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: #Laughs |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart.

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: #Laughs What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

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: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

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: #Laughs English.....

: #Laughs A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy.

: #Laughs A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

: #Laughs YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

: #Laughs At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens.

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

: #Laughs What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers.

: #Laughs I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again.

: #Laughs If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? .99 a minute!

: #Laughs |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart.

: #Laughs What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

: #Laughs Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

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