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: #Laughs A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?" She paused a moment and looked around the room."I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?"From the back of the roo

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: #Laughs Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

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: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.

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: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

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: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

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: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

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: #Laughs "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar ." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend.

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: #Laughs |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

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: #Laughs A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

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: #Laughs A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese.

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: #Laughs 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?"Saint Peter: "um sorry we're sorta having a part

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: #Laughs |An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

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: #Laughs What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

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: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

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: #Laughs The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

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: #Laughs There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.

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: #Laughs How many Borderline P.D.

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: #Laughs Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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: #Laughs A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?" She paused a moment and looked around the room."I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?"From the back of the roo

: #Laughs Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five.

: #Laughs Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.

: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

: #Laughs "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar ." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend.

: #Laughs |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

: #Laughs A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

: #Laughs A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese.

: #Laughs 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?"Saint Peter: "um sorry we're sorta having a part

: #Laughs |An aging man lived alone in Ireland.

: #Laughs What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

: #Laughs The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

: #Laughs There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.

: #Laughs How many Borderline P.D.

: #Laughs Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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