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: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

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: #Laughs Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break

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: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.

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: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

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: #Laughs A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills mostexclusive restaurants."Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.So the owner of the shop goes in back and

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

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: #Laughs Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.Worse: He look

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: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with heartsall over them.

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: #Laughs How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

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: #Laughs While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it

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: #Laughs How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on

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: #Laughs Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

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: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

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: #Laughs |This delivery driver carries no money.

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: #Laughs A few guppies short of an aquarium.

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: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

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: #Laughs The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.

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: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

: #Laughs Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

: #Laughs Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break

: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.

: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

: #Laughs A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills mostexclusive restaurants."Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.So the owner of the shop goes in back and

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

: #Laughs Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.Worse: He look

: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with heartsall over them.

: #Laughs How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.

: #Laughs While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it

: #Laughs How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on

: #Laughs Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

: #Laughs |This delivery driver carries no money.

: #Laughs A few guppies short of an aquarium.

: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

: #Laughs The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.

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