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: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

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: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

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: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

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: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

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: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: Ho

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: #Laughs |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car.

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

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: #Laughs Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes.

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: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

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: #Laughs |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender runnin

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: #Laughs Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually lat

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: #Laughs The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy.

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: #Laughs A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this.

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: #Laughs Women's Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE...

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: #Laughs Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

: #Laughs Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms.

: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !

: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: Ho

: #Laughs |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car.

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

: #Laughs Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes.

: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

: #Laughs |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender runnin

: #Laughs Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually lat

: #Laughs The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy.

: #Laughs A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this.

: #Laughs Women's Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE...

: #Laughs Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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