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: #Laughs Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

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: #Laughs After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

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: #Laughs Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

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: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

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: #Laughs There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends.

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: #Laughs What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!

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: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island.

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: #Laughs A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

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: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink.

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: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

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: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

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: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

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: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

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: #Laughs Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

: #Laughs After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

: #Laughs Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

: #Laughs There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends.

: #Laughs What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!

: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island.

: #Laughs A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink.

: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

: #Laughs From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "Now, let's be more positive..." Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!" CO: "OK, How about a ne

: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

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