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: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

: #Laughs Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

: #Laughs 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engi

: #Laughs How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!

: #Laughs There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in the US calls:"Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions."He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase

: #Laughs Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on.

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

: #Laughs I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.-

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequake

: #Laughs Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed

: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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