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: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

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: #Laughs Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with bre

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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: #Laughs The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy.

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: #Laughs What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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: #Laughs What does the M.D.

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: #Laughs What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

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: #Laughs A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St.

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: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1.

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: #Laughs A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

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: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

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: #Laughs Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

: #Laughs Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with bre

: #Laughs What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

: #Laughs The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy.

: #Laughs What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

: #Laughs What does the M.D.

: #Laughs What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

: #Laughs A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St.

: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1.

: #Laughs A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

: #Laughs Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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