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: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

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: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

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: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

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: #Laughs Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

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: #Laughs What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

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: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

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: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

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: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys.

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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

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: #Laughs Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were stupid.

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: #Laughs Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

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: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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: #Laughs What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then f

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: #Laughs Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

: #Laughs 221.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

: #Laughs Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

: #Laughs What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

: #Laughs |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys.

: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

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: #Laughs Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were stupid.

: #Laughs Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

: #Laughs What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then f

: #Laughs Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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