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: #Laughs A young man was strolling down a street.

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: #Laughs Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up.

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: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

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: #Laughs A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off.After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and

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: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.""Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do

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: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

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: #Laughs A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub.

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: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

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: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

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: #Laughs Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day.

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: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

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: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

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: #Laughs A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.

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: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

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: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

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: #Laughs We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

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: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

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: #Laughs A young man was strolling down a street.

: #Laughs Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got knocked up.

: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

: #Laughs A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off.After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and

: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.""Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do

: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

: #Laughs A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub.

: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

: #Laughs Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day.

: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

: #Laughs A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.

: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

: #Laughs We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

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