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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

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: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school.

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: #Laughs A 90 year old man shows up for a physical.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

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: #Laughs Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender.

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: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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: #Laughs Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.

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: #Laughs |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory.

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: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

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: #Laughs My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen.I told him, "Just give them your underwear."

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: #Laughs Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.

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: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

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: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana.

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: #Laughs Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

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: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

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: #Laughs What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

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: #Laughs One woodworm met another.

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: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school.

: #Laughs A 90 year old man shows up for a physical.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

: #Laughs Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender.

: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

: #Laughs Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.

: #Laughs |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory.

: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

: #Laughs My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen.I told him, "Just give them your underwear."

: #Laughs Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.

: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana.

: #Laughs Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

: #Laughs What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !

: #Laughs One woodworm met another.

: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

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