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: #Laughs |Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

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: #Laughs |A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

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: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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: #Laughs A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.

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: #Laughs What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

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: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

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: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

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: #Laughs A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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: #Laughs Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days.

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: #Laughs What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."

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: #Laughs What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

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: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

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: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

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: #Laughs Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed.

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: #Laughs |Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

: #Laughs |A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

: #Laughs A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

: #Laughs A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

: #Laughs Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days.

: #Laughs What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."

: #Laughs What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

: #Laughs |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

: #Laughs Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed.

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