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: #Laughs A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'''Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''

: #Laughs I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you

: #Laughs A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

: #Laughs |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired of hum-drum conventional warfare and messy bio-chemical weapons? Want to watch the citizens of your favorite arcology squirm a

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

: #Laughs |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the r

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come Spot!" in the Whitehouse.
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