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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine.

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: #Laughs What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

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: #Laughs When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over.

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: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- 0/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

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: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

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: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

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: #Laughs Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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: #Laughs A doctor walked into a bank.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

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: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

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: #Laughs What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

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: #Laughs A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication.

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: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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: #Laughs |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world .

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine.

: #Laughs What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

: #Laughs When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over.

: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- 0/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

: #Laughs Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

: #Laughs A doctor walked into a bank.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

: #Laughs What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

: #Laughs A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication.

: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

: #Laughs |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world .

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