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: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

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: #Laughs Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Cl

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: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

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: #Laughs Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.

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: #Laughs A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,"Don't move -- I'll be right back."When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth.

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: #Laughs Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.

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: #Laughs What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

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: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !

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: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

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: #Laughs A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him.

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: #Laughs What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

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: #Laughs These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays.

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: #Laughs What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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: #Laughs We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.

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: #Laughs What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!

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: #Laughs Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor.

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: #Laughs What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels.

: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

: #Laughs Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Cl

: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

: #Laughs Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.

: #Laughs A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,"Don't move -- I'll be right back."When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth.

: #Laughs Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.

: #Laughs What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

: #Laughs Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !

: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

: #Laughs A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him.

: #Laughs What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

: #Laughs These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays.

: #Laughs What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

: #Laughs We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.

: #Laughs What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!

: #Laughs Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor.

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