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: #Laughs Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off.

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: #Laughs A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer.

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: #Laughs Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.

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: #Laughs What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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: #Laughs Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

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: #Laughs |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on ...

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: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

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: #Laughs What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

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: #Laughs What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A

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: #Laughs A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

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: #Laughs Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.

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: #Laughs The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit.

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: #Laughs |? Don't let worry kill you.

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: #Laughs |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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: #Laughs |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.

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: #Laughs Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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: #Laughs Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off.

: #Laughs A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer.

: #Laughs Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.

: #Laughs What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

: #Laughs Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

: #Laughs |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on ...

: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

: #Laughs What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

: #Laughs What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A

: #Laughs A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

: #Laughs Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.

: #Laughs The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit.

: #Laughs |? Don't let worry kill you.

: #Laughs |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!

: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

: #Laughs |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.

: #Laughs Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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