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: #Laughs In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.In prison you

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: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

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: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

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: #Laughs A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

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: #Laughs Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!

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: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care...Just get the f**k out!"

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: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", and try to hold on for

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: #Laughs |At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

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: #Laughs "Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance.

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: #Laughs If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.

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: #Laughs An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

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: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!

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: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

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: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

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: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

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: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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: #Laughs In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.In prison you

: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

: #Laughs A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

: #Laughs Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!

: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care...Just get the f**k out!"

: #Laughs What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", and try to hold on for

: #Laughs |At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

: #Laughs 8.

: #Laughs "Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance.

: #Laughs If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.

: #Laughs An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!

: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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