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: #Laughs Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!

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: #Laughs The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."

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: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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: #Laughs |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.

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: #Laughs Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

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: #Laughs How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name under "cause of death!"

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: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

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: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

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: #Laughs This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job.

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: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a 0.00 silk see-through negligee.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !

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: #Laughs Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom.

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: #Laughs "Our teacher has a bad memory.

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: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

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: #Laughs Son: I can't go to school today.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!

: #Laughs The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."

: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

: #Laughs |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.

: #Laughs Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

: #Laughs How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name under "cause of death!"

: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

: #Laughs Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.

: #Laughs This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job.

: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

: #Laughs A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a 0.00 silk see-through negligee.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !

: #Laughs Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom.

: #Laughs "Our teacher has a bad memory.

: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

: #Laughs Son: I can't go to school today.

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