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: #Laughs Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year.

: #Laughs A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid said, "My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I'd turn to stone....

: #Laughs Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

: #Laughs A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner and collided with a bear.

: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

: #Laughs JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars ?""What faux ?""To buy faux diamonds.""What do you need with faux diamonds ?""I have sixteen, but I need faux more.""Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?""No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .""You C

: #Laughs |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!

: #Laughs |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.
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