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: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

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: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

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: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

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: #Laughs A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

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: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.

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: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

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: #Laughs A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

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: #Laughs Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.

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: #Laughs What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.

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: #Laughs |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."The cop ask t

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

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: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

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: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.

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: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

: #Laughs Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

: #Laughs A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45.

: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.

: #Laughs A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.

: #Laughs A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

: #Laughs Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.

: #Laughs What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.

: #Laughs |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."The cop ask t

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

: #Laughs |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.

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