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: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

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: #Laughs Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19, 1995 TRANSCRIPT, TRIAL OF

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: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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: #Laughs The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

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: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

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: #Laughs |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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: #Laughs A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?In a wild motion he grabs for the ther

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: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

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: #Laughs Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

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: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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: #Laughs What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

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: #Laughs What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

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: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

: #Laughs Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19, 1995 TRANSCRIPT, TRIAL OF

: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

: #Laughs The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

: #Laughs |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

: #Laughs A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?In a wild motion he grabs for the ther

: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

: #Laughs Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

: #Laughs What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

: #Laughs What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

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