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: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !

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: #Laughs Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

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: #Laughs What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.

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: #Laughs While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

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: #Laughs A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand.

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: #Laughs Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

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: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

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: #Laughs How to Feed Elephants by P.

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: #Laughs Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink.

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: #Laughs Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

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: #Laughs A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

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: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

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: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !

: #Laughs Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

: #Laughs What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.

: #Laughs While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.

: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

: #Laughs A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand.

: #Laughs Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

: #Laughs How to Feed Elephants by P.

: #Laughs Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink.

: #Laughs Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

: #Laughs A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

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