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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

: #Laughs It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades.

: #Laughs If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

: #Laughs An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

: #Laughs |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible.

: #Laughs Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 7,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

: #Laughs |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

: #Laughs "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm.

: #Laughs You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car?in the ?ten items or less? lane.You?ve stopped supporting your children, and started supportin

: #Laughs Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
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