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: #Laughs TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

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: #Laughs Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep.

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: #Laughs Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.

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: #Laughs Rules that guys wished girls knew..........1.

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: #Laughs Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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: #Laughs A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them.

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: #Laughs What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

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: #Laughs |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!

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: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

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: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

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: #Laughs |This delivery driver carries no money.

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: #Laughs A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up.

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: #Laughs A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

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: #Laughs What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

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: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

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: #Laughs TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

: #Laughs Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep.

: #Laughs Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.

: #Laughs Rules that guys wished girls knew..........1.

: #Laughs Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

: #Laughs What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

: #Laughs A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them.

: #Laughs What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

: #Laughs |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!

: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

: #Laughs |This delivery driver carries no money.

: #Laughs A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up.

: #Laughs A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

: #Laughs What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

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