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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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: #Laughs |What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!

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: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

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: #Laughs After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen.

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: #Laughs The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head.""Thats what I mean, you've got to lowe

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running

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: #Laughs What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

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: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

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: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

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: #Laughs These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake.

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: #Laughs Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

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: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

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: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.

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: #Laughs A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictur

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: #Laughs A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence.

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: #Laughs What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four.

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: #Laughs At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms.

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

: #Laughs |What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!

: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

: #Laughs After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen.

: #Laughs The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head.""Thats what I mean, you've got to lowe

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running

: #Laughs What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks.

: #Laughs These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake.

: #Laughs Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.

: #Laughs A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictur

: #Laughs A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence.

: #Laughs What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four.

: #Laughs At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms.

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