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: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

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: #Laughs |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.

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: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

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: #Laughs What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !

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: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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: #Laughs Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !

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: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

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: #Laughs A local business was looking for office help.

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: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

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: #Laughs How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.

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: #Laughs |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10.

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you ar

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: #Laughs Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.

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: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

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: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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: #Laughs A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

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: #Laughs The population of this country is 237 million.

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: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

: #Laughs |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.

: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

: #Laughs What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !

: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

: #Laughs Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !

: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

: #Laughs A local business was looking for office help.

: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

: #Laughs How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.

: #Laughs |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10.

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you ar

: #Laughs Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.

: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

: #Laughs Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

: #Laughs A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

: #Laughs The population of this country is 237 million.

: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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