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: #Laughs Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

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: #Laughs Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.

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: #Laughs |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slo

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: #Laughs If you love something, set it free.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

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: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

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: #Laughs Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

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: #Laughs |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

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: #Laughs What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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: #Laughs What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

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: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

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: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

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: #Laughs There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

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: #Laughs How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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: #Laughs Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car.

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: #Laughs Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "Wha

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: #Laughs Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

: #Laughs Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.

: #Laughs |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slo

: #Laughs If you love something, set it free.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

: #Laughs Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel.

: #Laughs What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

: #Laughs |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

: #Laughs What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

: #Laughs What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

: #Laughs There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

: #Laughs How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

: #Laughs Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car.

: #Laughs Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "Wha

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