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: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !

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: #Laughs Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

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: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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: #Laughs A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.

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: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

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: #Laughs You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

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: #Laughs With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

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: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

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: #Laughs Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

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: #Laughs Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

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: #Laughs The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race.

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: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

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: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !

: #Laughs Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

: #Laughs A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.

: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

: #Laughs You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

: #Laughs With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

: #Laughs What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

: #Laughs Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

: #Laughs Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

: #Laughs The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race.

: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

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