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: #Laughs What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

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: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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: #Laughs What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!

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: #Laughs What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

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: #Laughs A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

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: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

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: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

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: #Laughs Messy desk.

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: #Laughs Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

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: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

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: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

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: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs "Mr.

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: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluct

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

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: #Laughs How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

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: #Laughs What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

: #Laughs What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

: #Laughs What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!

: #Laughs What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

: #Laughs A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

: #Laughs Messy desk.

: #Laughs Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs "Mr.

: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluct

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

: #Laughs How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

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