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: #Laughs The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"The Doctor le

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: #Laughs The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone.

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: #Laughs Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.

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: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

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: #Laughs Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.

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: #Laughs An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."To the Chi

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: #Laughs Two hikers are out hiking.

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: #Laughs 1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing

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: #Laughs A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his.

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: #Laughs What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

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: #Laughs Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

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: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

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: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

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: #Laughs Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.

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: #Laughs A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the donor lawyer's name.One of the recipients sent an e-mail of thanks back to the lawyer saying, "That's the first time I've ever ha

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: #Laughs Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

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: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

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: #Laughs Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......

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: #Laughs The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"The Doctor le

: #Laughs The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone.

: #Laughs Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.

: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

: #Laughs Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.

: #Laughs An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."To the Chi

: #Laughs Two hikers are out hiking.

: #Laughs 1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing

: #Laughs A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his.

: #Laughs What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

: #Laughs Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat.

: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.

: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

: #Laughs Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.

: #Laughs A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the donor lawyer's name.One of the recipients sent an e-mail of thanks back to the lawyer saying, "That's the first time I've ever ha

: #Laughs Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

: #Laughs Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......

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