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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his.

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: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

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: #Laughs Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the house that was illegally holding him.Some people claim they were shouting,"Bingo!Bingo!Bingo!"

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: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

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: #Laughs Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.

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: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

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: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

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: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

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: #Laughs Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.

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: #Laughs Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

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: #Laughs Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other.

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

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: #Laughs What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office.

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: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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: #Laughs What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of his.

: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

: #Laughs Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the house that was illegally holding him.Some people claim they were shouting,"Bingo!Bingo!Bingo!"

: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

: #Laughs Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.

: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

: #Laughs Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.

: #Laughs Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

: #Laughs Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other.

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

: #Laughs What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

: #Laughs A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office.

: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

: #Laughs What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

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